Words to the wise: do not walk down steep stairs with just pantyhose on your feet. While carrying half an Oreo cheesecake. Being slightly drunk. You will fall on your arse. And it might look like this.

Words to the wise: do not walk down steep stairs with just pantyhose on your feet. While carrying half an Oreo cheesecake. Being slightly drunk. You will fall on your arse. And it might look like this.

Mmmm oreokake #poodle #dog #cake #oreo

Mmmm oreokake #poodle #dog #cake #oreo

What I have done today:

Fallen down a set of stairs. While trying to carry half an oreo cheesecake. 

Hilarity of Fawlty Toweresque proportions ensued.

Fashion question #2 of the evening - which dress to wear when? 

My sister is turning 40 and we’re having two parties, one tomorrow with her old girl friends from school and growing up, one on wednesday with the extended family. Which to wear when?

the ones on the right

I’m leaning towards the same. Which is why I’m sat here in my nightdress with my pumps on. With socks in them, have sprayed them something that is supposed to stretch them, they’re bloody tight.

topgearmistress:

masterandservant:

topgearmistress: night :)

Then shiny would be my choice. Definitely the silver.

Why can’t ANY of you answer the same thing?!

topgearmistress: night :)

I need help. Again. Am going to my sister’s 40th birthday, wearing that dress. It’s a dark dark dark blue. Which shoes?